NOW LOADING ♫ SIDE B
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DUMPY'S
BREAKUP HITS

6 SONGS FOR LEAVING YOUR

old waste software behind

THE HEARTBREAK & HAULING EP

SIDE B ♫ 6 TRACKS
  1. 01

    All My Ex-Cans Live in Texas

    Every container I ever lost is out there somewhere past Amarillo. No GPS, no tracking, no idea. My asset list is a work of fiction.

    3:10
  2. 02

    Fees in High Places

    Base price looked so friendly when I signed. Then came the add-ons, the seats, the per-driver line — and my margin waved goodbye.

    2:30
  3. 03

    II Most Wasted

    Gave you my whole operation and got nothing back but heavy hauling and easy excuses. Two years I’ll never get back, so I’m loading up and rolling out for good.

    2:58
  4. 04

    Last Route to Nowhere

    Twelve stops that should’ve been eight, sent the long way ’round on somebody else’s bad guess. Burning good diesel, driving in circles for a wage you never see.

    3:03
  5. 05

    Look What Your Software Made Me Do

    Exported it, re-keyed it, patched it with a spreadsheet again. I’m out here doing the software’s whole job for it. This is what it drove me to.

    2:31
  6. 06

    The Dump Slip That Got Away

    Somewhere out there is the revenue I never billed. That dump slip is living its best life, and I’m still thinking about the one that got away.

    3:13

You deserve a partner who’s in it for the long haul.
You deserve Wayste.

DUMP YOUR OLD SOFTWARE ▶

No haulers were emotionally harmed in the making of this EP.
(A few spreadsheets were, and they had it coming.)

WAYSTE.COM

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